Ganbatte, Adam-kun! (Episode 2)

My Japanese is rustier than a Heian-era katana. Let's see if we can't fix that. This is going to be a ludicrous, potentially one-time experiment where I re-learn Japanese on-stream.

Like Drake says: 

"You too fine to be layin' down in bed alone
I could teach you how to speak my language, Rosetta Stone"