So, here's the deal. You're going to need to get on the Discord Server for this one (check Twitch chats !discord command in my channel for the details) if you're not already on it. It's going to be a big game - me and as many of you can fit into a subscriber-only channel.
I'm the parser, you're the player. All of you shares one "character" as we text-based-adventure our way around.
YOU ARE IN A COTTAGE.
EXITS ARE: FUN